Say Anything

“I just want New York to know, I am not leaving Aerosmith. Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”

Steven Tyler

Kristin Stewart looks great....

For the longest time I thought Kristin Stewart was a total bitch. And guess what? She is and it is totally working for her. She is not going to be your typical cookie cutter starlet and I think that is smart, different and will get her farther than most. So be your bitchy self, Kristin... I am starting to like it.

Pam Anderson pregnant?

I know. Pam Anderson has looked like this before and nothing came of it. But I don't know... that looks like a pretty big bump there.

Not gonna mention she looks like hell.

Sophie Monk wants you to see her...

Sophie Monk certainly knows how to get noticed. Wait a minute? Who the hell is she anyway? She dated Benji Madden and that's about all I know. Oh, yeah... I've seen her boobs so that counts.

Madonna & Jesus

I found this to be interesting. Madonna's boy toy Jesus' mom is only 36 years old! She reportedly had him when she was 15. Wonder what mom thinks of Madonna?

Mariah Carey is delusional...

Mariah Carey needs to just get over it and update her closet. She is wearing clothes that fit her 20 pounds ago. That jacket? Ridiculous!

Kourtney Kardashian is gettin' big!

Kourtney Kardashian is reportedly due in December. I think the celebs fudge their due dates to ward off paparazzi. She is looking almost done to me. Her dress is way too tight, that cannot be comfortable.

Kristin Cavallari and her boob....

Kristin Cavallari bent over a tad too far and exposed a little bit of her little boob. She could use just a tad more meat on her, her chest is way bony looking.

Not gonna mention the wet hair.

Kim Kardashian as Princess Jasmine

Kim Kardashian could not have chosen a better Halloween costume. She looks exactly like a real life version of Princess Jasmine.

Eva Menedes and her nipple....

I didn't get a chance to put this up yesterday so maybe you've seen it, it's everywhere, but here is Eva Menedes and her enormous nipple. Enjoy.

Amber Rose is bangin'

That is one hot body wrapped in a tight dress. Amber Rose is built like a brick shit house. Too bad she has such horrible taste in men.

Rhianna Album Cover

Is she serious? Just look at this. Wait your turn? For what? Another beat down? She's half naked, wearing torn up jeans, cowering and looking all scared. The more I see of Rhianna the more I don't like what I see.

Jon Gosselin & Levi Johnston

Hey look! They are running a special: 2 douches for the price of one.

Rhianna is talking now...

Of course Rhianna is talking about getting her ass beat now. She has an album coming out. The time to have addressed all of this mess was when the photos surfaced. No matter how "painful" it would have been to talk about it then, talking about it now just makes her look like an asshole. As if she really cares about other women in that same situation. She ran right back to Chris Brown until her people told her about all the cash and endorsements she'd lose. Plueeze!

Hey everyone, how about NOT buying her music?

Suri Cruise and her bottle!

Shame on you Katie and Tommy! There is no way that kid should still be sucking on a bottle. They are seriously fucking up by letting Suri have that damn thing this long. I thought they stopped it but it looks like they just hide it, judging by the fuzzy picture.

Rachel Bilson is hawt...

I knew she had it in her. Rachel Bilson is looking mighty fine these days.

Posh Spice had twins!

I never even knew she was pregnant! Apparently Victoria Beckham is a new mommy to these two adorable babies and they look exactly like her. No word on who the father is yet but I heard Jon Gosselin has left the country.

Mariah Carey needs a stylist...

...or fire the one she has. I really hate to post pictures like this what with all the poor body image issues women already have. The whole point of this post is not that Mariah Carey is particularly fat, she just needs to wear clothes that FIT! Or at least flatter.