The Carrot Top Syndrome

Okay... these people have to step away from the botox needle! Another celebrity, Nicole Kidman is starting to look a little too much like Carrot Top. And that ain't a good thing.

Halle, Gabriel & Nahla....

Out on the beach. Halle, Gabriel and baby Nahla. That baby is of course, gorgeous. And getting big!

Mena Suarvi has a fab ass!

Nice! Mena Survari has a great hiney! Not much in the boob department, but with an ass like that, she don't need 'em.

Lily Allen and her boobs. Again.

I have no clue as to why Lily Allen loves to show those boobs off. Really, honey while they are not the worse I've seen they are not that great.

Speaking of jacked up titties....

Kelly Rowland came out and said she bought herself some boobies. Nothing wrong with that... except hers look rather crooked.

Demi Moore is in a bikini....

Looks like Demi Moore downsized those boobs a bit. At least they don't look all weird and jacked up like they used to. I do detect a faint tummy tuck scar on her stomach in just about the right place.... most likely after having 3 kids, she could have used one.

Michael Jackson is certainly pissed off....

I have to weigh in on this whole Paris Jackson thing. Not sure if she wanted to speak or not... or if that crazy ass Jackson family shoved her out there. Who knows? I will say on thing for sure about Michael Jackson. He protected his children and kept them private. He never paraded them out in the public eye. In fact, I never even knew what they looked like up until he died.

Shameful really. Those Jacksons (with the exception of Michael and his kids) are one hell of an exploitive family.

Trace Cyrus, yes... Miley's brother.

Trace Cyrus needs to pull his shirt back down and cover up that stupid looking tattoo on his scrawny little chest.

I am a big fan of ink, but really, that is one just awful looking.

Rhianna wants you to look at her breasts....

Okay.... anyone that goes out with an totally open shirt and silver stars pasted on their boobs seem very desperate for attention. Very.

Someone should tell Rhianna, that's not edgy or fashionable.... it just looks slutty.

Your Weekly Lohan

Somehow Lindsay Lohan always manages to look dirty and scuzzy without even trying. Guess it just comes naturally for her.

Lenny Kravitz is full of crap!

Lenny Kravitz has recently stated that he has been celibate for four years....

No. Fucking. Way. I ain't buying it.

Lady Gaga and her nipple....

Well... what do we have here? Lady Gaga and her nipple. It's a cute little boob. And natural. I like her. Love the purple eyeshadow too.

Jon Gosselin fires one off....

If Jon Gosselin had any serious balls he'd shove that firework straight up Kate's ass and light the fuse. You know he wants to.

When is she going to change that stupid hair 'do?

Debbie Rowe is sorta manly...

I dunno... but Debbie Rowe has always struck me as sort of a lesbian. Anyone else get that vibe off her?

Ashley Tisdale in a bikini...

Ashley Tisdale is looking rather hot in that orange bikini!