Oh, well... we knew it couldn't last.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Your Daily Skanky Lohan
Ew... do ya think I'm sex-ay? Um, nope. Lindsay Lohan you look scuzzier every single freaking day. Gross!Your Weekly Nahla
Halle Berry and Nahla Aubrey.Dang... I say it every time but that baby is gettin' BIG!
Avril Lavigne gives good cleavage....
One thing I can say about Avril Lavigne is that she has a bangin' bod. And that's about it.Say Anything
“It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.’ I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.”
Kid Rock
I totally get what he is saying... but saying "gay" is so gay.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Your Weekly Lohan...
Lindsay Lohan is seriously ready to crash and burn. Hard and fast. Here she is doing a sleazy promo for a milkshake shop. You know you've hit rock bottom when you are whipping up Rocky Road in a cheesy apron.Madonna arms look like pale beef jerky....
Madonna's arms.... I have never seen anything like it. Never.Lisa Rinna lets them swing free.....
Wow. Lisa Rinna really could use a bra. Or take that purse from across there. Not an attractive look. But definitely an attention getting one.
Lady Gaga is slipping those nips right and left....
Lady Gaga has foud a new way to get attention. Hey...if the outfit ain't bizzare enough then just some boobage leak out.Say Anything
“Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is. I would eat a boy my age alive.”~Taylor Momsen
Friday, July 24, 2009
Suzanne Somers has a secret....
A Secret Fountain of Youth! Suzanne Somers looks amazing. Must be good genetics, a fabulous plastic surgeon and a thigh master or two.Rupert Everett is a weenie!
Rupert Everett does not look very healthy now does he? And he is saying some mean, nasty things about people. Is he always so bitchy? Who shit in his oatmeal?Lady Gaga looks stupid...
She really does. This "outfit" is a bit much, even for Lady Gaga. And that peace symbol tattoo? Looks like it was drawn on with a Sharpie.Khloe Kardashian looks awesome....
And that is going to be a problem. I am sure everyone is telling Khloe how great she looks now that she's dropped 20 pounds. And she does look good. But really, this is not the weight her body wants to be at. She has always been a tad heavier (and has always looked good) but those 20 pounds are going to creep back on and everyone will be calling her "fat" again.
Kate Gosselin is a genius....
Check out Kate Gosselin. She knows exactly what she is doing. Kate is staying close to home, being a good mommy and letting Jon Gosselin run wild and look like a fool. Smart, smart woman, that Kate.The Runaways!
This movie is gonna rock! Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning look totally rad. Big hair with center parts, lots of eyeshadow and just look at those jeans, lol.Thursday, July 23, 2009
Angelina Jolie and Kids...
Haven't seen much of the Jolie-Pitt clan these days. Those kids are getting big, Angelina and Brad have their hands full, I am sure.I finally watched The Changeling. I know.... I am way behind. It was an okay movie but I have to say Angelina Jolie was so fucking skinny, she was hard to look at.... and I usually rather enjoy gazing upon my Angelina. Really though, she was all sharp angles and bones sticking out... her face looked like it could cut itself. Luckily for that time period the clother were layered.
Anyway, here is Angelina and her kids.
Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett Baby Bump Watch
Cute! You know.... at first I simply could not stand Kendra Wilkinson. I found her to be rather ....um, DUH. I don't appreciate girls that "dumb" themselves down and rely on their looks to get by.
But with Kendra... I suppose she is just naive and young. She'll learn in due time. These days I find her rather endearing and cute and you know what? She is simply a SWEET girl. Really. I've been watching and Kendra does not have a mean, bitchy bone in her body. She is loving life, has a really nice guy that totally loves her and she is simply a good girl. Good for her.
Fergie has a package?
Um. Weird. Everyone is running this picture of Fergie grabbing, er... something there in her crotch area. Does she have a penis? Der... of course not. But man, that does look strange.
Brigette Nielsen is holding up well....
Sorta....
Remember a hot minute ago when Brigitte Nielsen had a major overhaul (assload) of plastic surgery, had it filmed then faded back into obscurity? Yeah, me neither. In any event it looks like she's put on a few pounds but she still looks good. But most importantly she looks sober.
And here's a crotch and boob shot for old times sake....
Annalynne McCord annoys me....
This is Annalynne McCord and her sister, whos name escapes me at the moment. Anyway, Annalynne irritates me because she is constantly playing up the lesbian thing with her sister. Always. Hugging, kissing, hand holding.... and not in a "sisterly" way but in a "look at us" attention getting manner. It's so pathetic when girls do that stuff with their friends but with your sister? Just nasty!Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan. How perfect.
Apparently Jon is now dating a new woman with the same bitchy expression on her face that all of Jon's women wear so well... Word is out that he has dumped Hailey (passes out in potted plants) Glassman and is now dating Kate major who is a reported for Star magazine (classy, right?!) Anyway, this chick is "friends" with Michael Lohan (gag) and they were all cozy and hanging out. Of course Michael has this to say (doesn't he always have something to say?):
On another note have you noticed how ever since Jon hung out with that Ed Hardy dude, he ONLY wears that Ed Hardy shit? How lame. He is so impressionable and douche-like. Kate Gosselin is looking better all the time. Imagine that!?
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Lindsay Lohan is desperate...
Oh look... Lindsay Lohan is shooting the paparazzi with water pistols. Why? Because she is completely irrelevant and at least this might get her picture on the www. Guess what? It worked.Damn of the Dead
Shit. Pamela Anderson looks exactly like a zombie. Totally and exactly. Scary, huh?Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze is looking better. I've heard there is no cure or even curbing (much) this type of cancer. That sucks.Pamela Anderson and her unfortunate boobs....
Pam Anderson has totally ruined her tits. That's a shame. You can see how collapsed those nipple are. Ladies... sometimes you just need to STOP while you are ahead.
Courtney Love is delusional....
Courtney Love has recently stated that she has been clean and sober for 4 years. Oooo-kay.
Madonna scares me!
Is that really the condition of Madonna's arm(s)? Or could it be photoshop like Lisa Rinna's tummy? Or it could be real.... Those are some scary looking arms anyway. Yikes!
Simon Cowell BUSTED!
Simon Cowell looks a rather pissed off that he was snapped getting a little lap dance. I suppose you really don't have any privacy when you are a celebrity as big as Simon. That said.... he should have made a bee line for the VIP room.Saturday, July 18, 2009
It's The Weekend
Party like a Jonas, lol.Check out the latest song lyrics... if they are missing you can add them and maybe win some stuff.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Soulja Boy Boner Picture
Soulja Boy posted this boner picture to his "ladies" on Twitter. If the boner is for the "ladies" then who is that "gay-face" for?Shanna Moakler in a yellow dress....
Everyone is all like:Shanna got fat!
So freaking what? I think it's just the dress... she looks good to me.
Except for the headband.
Paris Hilton Paparazzi Upskirt
Is this scumbag even a paparazzi? Some dude with a camera phone took a shot up Paris Hilton's skirt and she totally saw him. What an ass! If a celebrity flashes us it's fair game but this really crosses the line.
Nicole Ritchie is totally pregnant!
Whoa! Last time I saw Nicole Ritchie she was sporting a modest baby bump. Um, not anymore!Lisa Rinna in a bikini...
Lisa Rinna is in amazing shape. I am not going to mention the lips. Nothing much more to say.
Lady Gaga has bunny ears....
As always, Lady Gaga is fashion forward and totally out there. Nobody like her.Kelly Clarkson is clashing....
Everyone has this photo up... Kelly Clarkson often makes interesting fashion choices. Usually she is dressed down, like here. But to my eyes this does not jive. At all.
Jake & Reese
This is a fabulous picture. It's like the Prom Queen and King on crack. They say Reese and Jake were both pissed. Only Reese was drunk and Jake was just mad.
Denise Richards Topless
Here is Denise Richards topless on the beach. She's said she has had her boobs done 3 times. I don't know... they look pretty natural to me. She didn't get them too big... or maybe she downsized?Amy & Blake DIVORCED!
Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder Civil are over. Officially. Thank God. 'Member this?
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Lourdes is wearing a back brace!
Lourdes was recently photographed wearing a SpineCor corrective brace commonly worn for scoliosis. It could mean they are correcting a problem or she could just have some type of injury.Man, I hope through the years they have found a way to scale those things down. I remember a girl back in middle school who wore one. That thing was one hell of a contraption. Not to mention it made certain places on her body sore. She literally had blisters and raw spots she had to patch and pad. Crazy.
In any event, I wonder what Lourdes will end up doing with her life? She is one very beautiful girl, she actually puts her momma to shame in the looks department.
Lady Gaga Before & After
While Lady Gaga has never been a "beauty" that is one hell of an improvement!Khloe Kardashian is shrinking.....
Khloe Kardashian said recently that she's lost 20 pounds doing cardio. I hope she's doing it just to feel well and fit and not because lame ass people call her fat. I think she has always looked great and I like her "tell it like it is" personality.
Jon Gosselin and his younger version of Kate
Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman were out and about this past weekend. Doesn't she just look like the nicest girl, ever? Ha! Bitchiest expression, ever.Looks like Jon is in for more of the same with this one. And since when does Jon smoke?
Brendan Fraiser has a baby on board....
Whoa. That is a rather distinctive "baby bump" he has going on there.I DESPISE Joe Jackson
Joe Jackson says:
"I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something."
Ugh. He keeps "watching her" ...yeah, I bet he does. He is a creepy, disgusting, abusive piece of crap looking to capitalize off those children.
As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Just wait and see. I pity those kids if they have to be raised by him. This "man" is pure evil.
Amy Winehouse looks... CLEAN?
In case you haven't seen the "new" pictures, or if you couldn't believe your eyes the first time...Here is Amy Winehouse looking drastically different than she did a year ago. Amazing isn't it?
Say Anything
“I’m a single girl. I like to have a good time. I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”~Lady Gaga
Saturday, July 11, 2009
It's the weekend!
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Friday, July 10, 2009
The Carrot Top Syndrome
Okay... these people have to step away from the botox needle! Another celebrity, Nicole Kidman is starting to look a little too much like Carrot Top. And that ain't a good thing.
Halle, Gabriel & Nahla....
Out on the beach. Halle, Gabriel and baby Nahla. That baby is of course, gorgeous. And getting big!Mena Suarvi has a fab ass!
Nice! Mena Survari has a great hiney! Not much in the boob department, but with an ass like that, she don't need 'em.
Lily Allen and her boobs. Again.
I have no clue as to why Lily Allen loves to show those boobs off. Really, honey while they are not the worse I've seen they are not that great.
Speaking of jacked up titties....
Kelly Rowland came out and said she bought herself some boobies. Nothing wrong with that... except hers look rather crooked.
Demi Moore is in a bikini....
Looks like Demi Moore downsized those boobs a bit. At least they don't look all weird and jacked up like they used to. I do detect a faint tummy tuck scar on her stomach in just about the right place.... most likely after having 3 kids, she could have used one.Michael Jackson is certainly pissed off....
I have to weigh in on this whole Paris Jackson thing. Not sure if she wanted to speak or not... or if that crazy ass Jackson family shoved her out there. Who knows? I will say on thing for sure about Michael Jackson. He protected his children and kept them private. He never paraded them out in the public eye. In fact, I never even knew what they looked like up until he died.Shameful really. Those Jacksons (with the exception of Michael and his kids) are one hell of an exploitive family.
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Trace Cyrus, yes... Miley's brother.
Trace Cyrus needs to pull his shirt back down and cover up that stupid looking tattoo on his scrawny little chest.I am a big fan of ink, but really, that is one just awful looking.
Rhianna wants you to look at her breasts....
Okay.... anyone that goes out with an totally open shirt and silver stars pasted on their boobs seem very desperate for attention. Very.Someone should tell Rhianna, that's not edgy or fashionable.... it just looks slutty.
Your Weekly Lohan
Somehow Lindsay Lohan always manages to look dirty and scuzzy without even trying. Guess it just comes naturally for her.Lenny Kravitz is full of crap!
Lenny Kravitz has recently stated that he has been celibate for four years....No. Fucking. Way. I ain't buying it.
Lady Gaga and her nipple....
Well... what do we have here? Lady Gaga and her nipple. It's a cute little boob. And natural. I like her. Love the purple eyeshadow too.
Jon Gosselin fires one off....
If Jon Gosselin had any serious balls he'd shove that firework straight up Kate's ass and light the fuse. You know he wants to.When is she going to change that stupid hair 'do?
Debbie Rowe is sorta manly...
I dunno... but Debbie Rowe has always struck me as sort of a lesbian. Anyone else get that vibe off her?
Amber Rose has got the look....
I really do think Amber Rose is pretty. Rumor has it she was hooking up with Chris Brown at a party. I seriously DOUBT that. In fact.... why any woman would hook up with that piece of crap is beyond me.Michael Jackson's Ghost?
I dunno... it's IS kind of weird. Of course it could be someone walking through, but the strange this is it goes straight across the doorway and no one walks past the open door. Who knows?
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Tila Tequila has jacked those titties up!
Looks to me like Tila Tequila bought herself a little upgrade. I'd proceed carefully doing so many alterations and rotations. She'll end up all dimpled and scarred like so many other of those desperate no-talent wanna-be "singer/actresses" that get by on their boobies, reality shows and outrageous antics.Sarah Palin is outta there!
So, I guess it's BUH-BYE for Sarah Palin... she always looked like a cheesy flight attendant anyway.Jessica looks good....
I know... momma said, do not wear horizontal stripes unless you are under 76 pounds or incarcerated...But Jessica Simpson looks fab. So there!
Debbie Rowe just screwed herself....
Anyone in their right mind would not wear the 3 wolves howling at the moon shirt. It is just sick and wrong and even that stethoscope is not gonna breathe life into that choice. Debbie Rowe needs to quietly go back to her farm and stfu.
Adrian Brody get back in the closet....
And choose a more reasonable ensemble. You are NOT Johnny Depp.
It's The Weekend!
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Friday, July 03, 2009
Mischa Barton must have ate something....
Mischa Barton doesn't look quite so gaunt these days. But she does look rather dragged out, if you know what I mean....Tori Spelling & Family
They sort of look like an average little family. Tori Spelling has it all... a (seemingly) nice guy (not mentioning the whole ex-wife thing) a boy and a girl ...plus she has her skinny little body back. Not to mention a whole lot of cash that she made all by herself.Good for her.
Lindsay Lohan is a scrounge....
I wonder how much that snagged up t-shirt cost? That looks horrid. I wouldn't wear that to scrub out a toilet!Last Photo of Michael Jackson
It's possible you've seen this picture already. I haven't really watched any of the clips of Michael Jackson's recent rehearsals but they are saying he was still amazing. Such a shame. You just know it's gonna be an overdose and that is so tragic and preventable.Jessica Alba & Honor Marie
Although I don't care much for Jessica Alba it seems that she is a very hands on mom. Love how Honor carries that same bitchy expression her mother does.Thursday, July 02, 2009
Julienne Moore is so white!
I have to admit, I have never in my life seen a person so WHITE! Julienne Moore is a lighter shade of pale, to say the least.
Fred Durst tribute to Michael Jackson...
Why am I posting this Fred Durst "tribute" to Michael Jackson? I do not know...I actually liked Limp Bizkut... back in the day.... These days? I dunno.
Frankie Jonas & Noah Cyrus
Frankie Jonas and Noah Cyrus....
Why? I have no clue. They are total "mini me's", right?
Give Denise Richards a break!
Hey now... Denise Richards has been working out, major. I am hoping that she and her trainer guy hook up. Too cute! Watch the show and you'll see what I mean.Courtney Love, EAT!
Oh my... Courtney Love has shrunk herself to a minuscule proportion. She needs to eat. Right now. Right away. Cripes! My parakeet eats more than she does!
Britney & Child
Here is Britney Spears (I am going out on a limb) and identifying this kid as Jayden James. Sean Preston was the first one, right?Well, in any event.... this kid has got to be over 2 years old. Time to take that binkie away!
Kevin Jonas engaged...
Kevin Jonas has proposed to his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa. He seems too young to get married! I am not so sure the virginity and purity rings are a good idea... sometimes I feel that these kids may rush into marriage a little too soon and at a young age.They've been dating for about 2 years so, that's a plus. Hope it all works out for them.
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